2 Things.

There is always a first and second option of things you would like to see or you would like to happen. So here is my Noah style depth chart of life.

2 people I wish would stoping singing:
a. Ashanti
b. Brittany Spears

2 people who need to be bitched slapped:
a. Kobe Bryant
b. Cassidy for the "Big" line in I'm a Hustla

2 people who need to come back and make a album:
a. Lauryn Hill
b. Jodeci

2 people who don't need to make anymore albums:
a. Bow Wow
b. Tupac (You got too many for me to buy. You ain't dead nigga!)

2 people who need to be drug out into the street and shot:
a. The record executive that convinced Akon to sing "I'm so lonely"
b. The director that convinced Carmelo Anthony's fat ass to take off his shirt in that "Got Milk commercial. Playboy, you can afford a 4 k diamond engagment ring, but you can't buy an ab machine? Bowflex? Something?

2 reasons you wish Bush was out of office:
a. The gas prices
b. Don't you miss Clinton too? 6 years and no drama. We gonna get GW some hoes.

2 people who are sexy and talented and don't get enough credit:
a. Sanaa Lathan
b. Jaquie Reid

2 people I don't care if I ever see them on TV again:
a. Jessica Simpson
b. Ashlee Simpson

2 people that need to pay their child support:
a. Every nigga in the NFL
b. Every nigga in the NBA

2 people we all admire but you had to laugh at their ass when they got caught up:
a. Micheal Vick
b. Ron Mexico (Oh shyt! That's Micheal Vick too.)
~If the NFL can sponsor Cialis, they can do Valtrex too.~

2 people who make too much money and need to shut the f*** up:
a. Terrell Owens
b. Latrell Spreewell

2 people who need to stop denying that don't use drugs:
a. Faith Evans
b. Mark McQuire

2 extremely overrarted DJ's:
a. DJ Clue (I wouldn't let that nigga mix my pancake batter, let alone my cd.)
b. Funkmaster Flex (lost respect when you dissed Nelly, then rode his nuts when he hit big.)

2 reasons we all regret not going to an HBCU's:
a. That special day when you decide you dislike all white people. (except Jessica Alba)
b. your 2.5 gpa you struggled to get, when it it would be a 3.25 or better with the HBCU care and support you don't get at White Folks University.

2 people who can get it from me today:
a. Amerie
b. Gabrille Union

2 people who wish Johnny Cochran wasn't dead:
a. Micheal Jackson
b. R. Kelly

2 people who are going to jail real soon:
a. Micheal Jackson
b. R. Kelly

2 white people I'd just love to slap if I got the chance:
a. Bill O'Reilly
b. Jessica Alba, but on the ass

2 reasons to stay up and watch Uncut:
a. Tip Drill
b. Disco Inferno

2 reasons they should pay college athletes:
a. They're getting money under the table anyway.
b. They not learning, so you might as well pay them.

2 reasons they need to hurry up with season 3 of Chapelle Show:
a. I've watched season 1 one DVD too many times
b. I've sean everything on season 2 over and over agin on tv

2 couples that need to get a divorce:
a. Bobby and Whitney
b. Bobby and his pipe

2 cell phone companies who's bills look like car notes:
a. Cingular
b. Verizon

2 people always overdressed for every occassion:
a. Ghostface Killa
b. Steve Harvey

2 preachers who look like they still hang out in the club:
a. Creflo Dollar
b. Casey Price Jr.

2 people I'd love to hit with a bottle for being lame:
a. Mr. Fonsworth Bently
b. AJ

2 of the best girlfriends I've had so far:
a. Kenisha
b. Elizabeth

2 clothing times that never get old:
a. Air Force 1's
b. Air Jordans

2 words:
I'm gone.