New Rules Part 2

Once again, the world went crazy so it's time for: NEW RULES!

New rules: During concerts rappers on major, indie, or underground status should be hooked up to lie detectors while performing at shows. If everybody is so real and the self proclaimed killer/hustler/baller they are, then it shouldn't be a problem. But to make it more interesting while performing all these "thug" lyrics, for each lie there should be a enough voltage to start a car. After one verse we'll find out who was really hardcore and who was a Boy's Scout. Cam'ron you're up first. But please don't come to the stage in an extra medium wife beater and boxers.

New rule: It should no longer be called politics. Instead, lets not call our government by what it says it is, but by what it does..."Pimpin'" 30 is not the new 20, gay is not the new black, but politics in America is pimpin'. Our government took over a country that holds a ton of oil but yet gas prices went up. Our government told another country they were going to be free by pointing guns in their faces. But to top it off our Vice President and the President's father are profiting financially in a war in which we supplied guns for in the early 80's and didn't finish in the early 90's. If that ain't some pimp issh for you! We can start trouble, cut taxes for the rich, and spend up all the surplus and tell you why and how you're gonna like it or love it. Wow. Pimp on.

New rule: Angelina Jolie has to adopt the next baby Eddie Murphy has to prove he is not gay. I don't think he'll get any objections from J. Anthony Brown. However Eddie for the comedic genius you are, having children and parading around with every A-list single woman celebrity in America is not a good way to cover up. It's a desperate attempt to cover up how that terrible thing you called a movie...Norbit. But I guess the real question is, were you giving or receiving from Johnny Gill when you asked "How you doing?"

New rule: Middle and poor working classes of all races should get together and have a huge party and celebrate the first time when a rich white person had to go to jail. I'll admit I was rather happy when Paris Hilton went to jail, but when she got out 3 days later I was outraged at the justice system once again. But isn't America great? My faith in the American legal system got a much needed boost of confidence today. That skinny, spoiled, skank went back in the joint today and now has to serve her remaining sentence. It must be the end of the world as we know it when rich white folks can't buy there way out of jail. Oh well. I hope you know how to fight Paris. If not, your choices are jelly or syrup. Good luck.