New Rules

One of my ultimate long term goals is to become a Congressman or other high ranking political official. So with that in mind, I know all of my ideas aren't serious but these would be some of my "NEW RULES":

New rule: If you can get a ticket for running a red light, you should be able to get a ticket for sitting at a green light. I refuse to believe it was that urgent to reply to text message while driving. If anyone misses the light because you had to say "I-D-K" they should be able to kick your "A-S-S" and you should be fined.

New rule: Reality tv should have to be real. Instead of "House Swap" lets try "Hood Swap." Lets take that upscale family and their bratty kids from Delaware out that six bedroom home and drop them off in a two bedroom apartment in a housing project in oh I don't know lets say...COMPTON. Lets see how real it gets then when you have to see how the other half live.

New rule: The next time a black man of affluence, fame, or fortune gets in trouble behind a white woman, he should have to serve 30 days in jail automatically. Johnnie Cochran is dead and if you didn't learn anything after O.J., Kobe, or the Prime Minister of The Bahamas you're a dummy. Even if you're found not guilty the 30 days should serve time for being stupid.

New rule: Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown should be court ordered to stay together. Even though New York has been jilted three times on the same network, its nowhere near as funny as Bobby and Whitney. Those two were strung out on drugs. New York's behavior doesn't make sense because she is clean.

New rule: Gas prices should never get so high again that you have to treat filling up your car like a bill. Because by the end of the day you may have wasted half a tank running around town paying bills. Filling up your vehicle twice a week should not be equal to your electric or water bill. Thanks George.

New rule: For the next President of The United States of America, the public persona cannot be he would lose badly on "Are you smarter than a 5th grader?" Disagree if you would like. But ask yourself, in that game, would you bet on the current President against any 5th grader you know?