Being Bobby Brown...For real?

Damn. The title says it all. I'm not sure which is more odd. The fact he has a show, or the the fact people are watching the show. I don't even have to get into the details of the relationship of Bobby Brown and Whitney Houston, but um...

Cocanie is a hell of a drug.

Anyway, it got me to thinking. Could I marry rich, to a seemingly succesful black female celebrity and have her take care of me. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Hmmmmmm. Okay.

But who? Hmmmm, Here is a list of women I think would work:

1. Ashanti

Pros: Rich. Great body. Could get a reality tv being with her. She is undercover ghetto.

Cons: Her sideburns are bigger than mine. She is undercover ghetto. And the possibility of being in the next 50 Cent diss song is VERY high.

Final analysis: Pass...

2. Lil Kim

Pros: ..........?

Cons: The possibility of being in the next 50 Cent diss song...very likely.

Final analysis: I wouldn't touch her with someone else's d***

3. Mariah Carey

Pros: Flithy rich. Sexy to the point of who cares what 50 Cent would say.

Cons: She might be crazy for real.

Final analysis: Who cares what you think? I get a shot at her, you may never see me again. Only one woman can keep me away from here. You know who you are.

4. Destiny's Child (Yes, all 3 of them.)

Pros: Not enough time in the world for that one.

Cons: N/A

Final analysis: It's nice to dream.

So what have we learned? Nothing. Bobby Brown has walked up on the deal of all deals. His wife pays his bills, child support, buys his crack, weed, alcohol, and tries to screw him every time she thinks about it. Look, Alicia Keys if you ever flip out, I'm here for you. I don't do drugs and I have no kids. But I do like like some hen or rum and coke from time to time. I can pay my own bills too. But I will ask for a new car. And best of all, you can get my booty anytime you think about it. Especially if you're gonna pay for it like Whitney does for her husband. Cause I guess it's a good thing being Bobby Brown...for real? But he needs to get his teeth fixed. lol!