Musical Orgasims

If I hear one more so called love making cd full of R. Kelly, and songs that have nothing to do with love, I'm gonna scream. Lets get one thing clear, if your not in love then it's sex. Or fucking for those of you who care even less other than getting that nut and getting on to Waffle House. So here are a few simple rules, and a right and wrong way to make your cd. First, don't label your cd for the whole world to see. If thats your special someone then why the hell does everyone need to see shyt like "Babymaking, Get Da Draws, Caress My Body" on the outside. Thats a special time with a special person. Get a solid color cd that only you and the person know whats on it. Secondly, don't put songs on that cd that you would have to puyt on a condom just to listen too. If its thats serious, don't use any music and just curse and scream in each others ear. You'll get the same effect, I promise. Lastly, be creative, try remixes, extended mixes, artists that make good music but not be as popular (i.e. Van Hunt), and songs with substance. The lyrics in songs can be just as much of a turn-on as the music alone.

THE WRONG WAY:

1. Call Me-Too Short and Lil Kim
2. Look Into My Eyes-Some Misc. Nigga
3. Knocking Boots -H Town
4. Seems like You're Ready-R. Kelly
5. Freak Me Baby-Silk
6. Anywhere-112
7. Sexual Healing-Marvin Gaye
8. My Body-LSG
9. Between The Sheets-The Isley Brothers
10. I Know What You Want-Avant
11. Sex Me-R. Kelly
12. Anytime, Anyplace-Janet Jackson
13. Straight Fuckin'-Tyrese
14. The Greatest Sex-R. Kelly
15. Sex In The Kitchen-R. Kelly

Review:
#1,2-Thats just not good for any love making cd.
#3,4,5-These are on everyone's cd.
#7,9,12-Can't go worn with classics, but see above.
#6,8,10-Generic songs by groups who can do much better.
#11,13,14,15-These are not love songs, they are "I wanna f*** songs."

THE RIGHT WAY:

1. Beautiful-Tweet
2. Speechless-Beyonce
3. Adore-Prince
4. So Fine-Mint Condition
5. So High-John Legend
6. I Just Wanna Get Next To You-Christion
7. Lay Your Head On My Pillow-Toni, Tone, Tony
8. Can You Handle It?-Usher
9. Say Yes-Floetry
10. Sweet Love-112
11. Slowly (extended mix)-Tank ft. Jamie Foxx
12. Oooohh Aaaahhhh (remix)-Boyz II Men
13. I Just Wanna-Janet Jackson
14. April Showers-Dru Hill
15. I Love You-Lenny Williams