I wonder how many people would continue to talk to me if they knew what was going on in my head. I'm an only child and an aries so your mind can have some of the most interesting thoughts, but I think others would find me disturbed. But I need to know the answers to these questions:
1. If a turtle has no shell, is a homeless or naked?
2. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
3. If buttered toast always lands buttered side down and a cat always lands on its feet, what would happen if you tied a piece of buttered toast on the back of a cat and dropped it?
4. Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called shipment but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?
5. When and where do you throw away a trashcan?
6. If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
7. Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
8. What's another word for thesaurus?
9. When identical twins get into an arguement, why is one the first things they call each other is ugly?
10. Why is the word abbreviation so long?
11. Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
12. Why are there interstates in Hawaii?
13. Why is brassiere singular and panties plural?
14. If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
15. Why does Porky Pig wear a towel around his waist after a shower, and then remove the towel and put on a shirt with no pants?
I need help.
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