I wonder how many people would continue to talk to me if they knew what was going on in my head. I'm an only child and an aries so your mind can have some of the most interesting thoughts, but I think others would find me disturbed. But I need to know the answers to these questions:
1. If a turtle has no shell, is a homeless or naked?
2. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
3. If buttered toast always lands buttered side down and a cat always lands on its feet, what would happen if you tied a piece of buttered toast on the back of a cat and dropped it?
4. Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called shipment but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?
5. When and where do you throw away a trashcan?
6. If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
7. Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
8. What's another word for thesaurus?
9. When identical twins get into an arguement, why is one the first things they call each other is ugly?
10. Why is the word abbreviation so long?
11. Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
12. Why are there interstates in Hawaii?
13. Why is brassiere singular and panties plural?
14. If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
15. Why does Porky Pig wear a towel around his waist after a shower, and then remove the towel and put on a shirt with no pants?
I need help.
Saturday, June 25, 2005
Sunday, June 05, 2005
I bet you won't get crunk
This is going to be the last blog of the week, because it is time head to Tennessee for National Trainning. Children's Defense Fund has a lot of work for us in this week's time, but for all the people you meet and the experiences that you have, the week flies by so quickly. I remember last year was a mess. Getting up at 5:30 a.m., working on projects, studying, and flirting till' 2 in the morning. But most importantly, all the FREE food. Praise his name. I shouldn't trip to heard though about the flirting All I really did was smile, cause every night I found my way to my room to talk to Kenisha for an hour or so. I know we fell asleep on the phone a couple of times, but this time it won't be as much time to talk though. I got word that a lot has changed, so I'm not sure what to expect. And a few people that I was cool with, may not return this year. So I'm not sure if I'm excited. I rember last year being nervous as hell though. I had no idea what to expect then. But this year we got 5 new ones and 5 old ones. Chirs is in the Air Force, Iggy is somewhere, Ralph and Reginald well lets leave that alone, and Jessica is doing Jessica. These new people seem to be cool though. I knew one of them before he even got there, so I don't feel like did last year at all. Well, I have to get my clothes ready. I still haven't fully packed. See ya in a week. IT'S YA BOY!
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