The return of "New Rules"

Black by popular demand, it's time for the return of New Rules!


New Rule:
For the rest of 2009 the Hip Hop Nation remix of "My President Is Black" is the new negro national anthem. This is not a cheap shot at Republicans, just a new chapter in American History.

New rule:
We understand the rush on naming kids "Barack" or "Obama". That's what we do as black people, we find a phrase, word, or hot name and we run with it. But the first person to name their baby "Stimulus" is getting taken out into the street and beaten.

New rule:
If the Jonas brothers get on stage with one more soul or r & b legend, they get to take Justin Timberlake's place as the "cool white guy." I hated their music before but give them credit for rocking the stage with Stevie Wonder.

New rule:
Since George W. Bush is retarded, I mean retired. His first act should not be writting a book but learning how to read a book.

New rule:
All returning troops from war under the age of 21 should be allowed to drink. You take a bullet for your country you should be able to buy a beer in your country.

New rule:
The prosecuting attorneys from the R. Kelly trial are fired. All jokes aside, how much more evidence do you need to convict this guy.

New rule:
Their will be a new holiday, National Hater Day. This year we celebrate the work of Bill O'Reiley. Get ready to grab those ankles.