Monday, March 30, 2009
Blackberry blogging
I'm official now with the business snobs and techno geeks. I got a blackberry early last week and I'm slowing falling in love with my new phone.I remember the feeling I had with my tmobile mda and this is even better. I shouldn't be this excited about a phone but the fact I'm writing this blog from my blackberry is dope. Anyway, I'm actually on the clock. I picked up an extra shift. Peace.
Friday, February 27, 2009
The return of "New Rules"
Black by popular demand, it's time for the return of New Rules!
New Rule:
For the rest of 2009 the Hip Hop Nation remix of "My President Is Black" is the new negro national anthem. This is not a cheap shot at Republicans, just a new chapter in American History.
New rule:
We understand the rush on naming kids "Barack" or "Obama". That's what we do as black people, we find a phrase, word, or hot name and we run with it. But the first person to name their baby "Stimulus" is getting taken out into the street and beaten.
New rule:
If the Jonas brothers get on stage with one more soul or r & b legend, they get to take Justin Timberlake's place as the "cool white guy." I hated their music before but give them credit for rocking the stage with Stevie Wonder.
New rule:
Since George W. Bush is retarded, I mean retired. His first act should not be writting a book but learning how to read a book.
New rule:
All returning troops from war under the age of 21 should be allowed to drink. You take a bullet for your country you should be able to buy a beer in your country.
New rule:
The prosecuting attorneys from the R. Kelly trial are fired. All jokes aside, how much more evidence do you need to convict this guy.
New rule:
Their will be a new holiday, National Hater Day. This year we celebrate the work of Bill O'Reiley. Get ready to grab those ankles.
New Rule:
For the rest of 2009 the Hip Hop Nation remix of "My President Is Black" is the new negro national anthem. This is not a cheap shot at Republicans, just a new chapter in American History.
New rule:
We understand the rush on naming kids "Barack" or "Obama". That's what we do as black people, we find a phrase, word, or hot name and we run with it. But the first person to name their baby "Stimulus" is getting taken out into the street and beaten.
New rule:
If the Jonas brothers get on stage with one more soul or r & b legend, they get to take Justin Timberlake's place as the "cool white guy." I hated their music before but give them credit for rocking the stage with Stevie Wonder.
New rule:
Since George W. Bush is retarded, I mean retired. His first act should not be writting a book but learning how to read a book.
New rule:
All returning troops from war under the age of 21 should be allowed to drink. You take a bullet for your country you should be able to buy a beer in your country.
New rule:
The prosecuting attorneys from the R. Kelly trial are fired. All jokes aside, how much more evidence do you need to convict this guy.
New rule:
Their will be a new holiday, National Hater Day. This year we celebrate the work of Bill O'Reiley. Get ready to grab those ankles.
Monday, January 26, 2009
Me from A to Z 2009 Edition
Back in November of 2004 I did this survey. Lets see how I changed.
Me from A to Z 2009 Editionn
A - Age: I didn't get older, I got better.
B - Best Friend: My fiance'.
C - Choice of Meat: Shrimp.
D - Dream Date: Just about anything with the futrue Mrs. Welch.
E - Exciting Adventure: Getting engaged and soon to be married.
F - Favorite Food: Homemade eggrolls.
G - Greatest Accomplishment: Got some things, not ready to answer yet.
H - Happiest Day of Your Life: May 2nd 2008 when I got engaged.
I - Interests: Too many to name. But I love to read in my spare time.
J - Joke: I want some affection! It's an inside joke.
K - Kool-Aid: GRAPE! Is there any other?
L - Love: God, Amber, my family.
M - Most Valued possession: My peace of mind.
N - Name: Everett Douglas
O - Outfit You Love: Navy and white Ralph Lauren Polo shirt and Perry Ellis Jeans.
P - Pizza Toppings: Gyro meat, mushrooms, black olives.
Q - Question Asked To You the Most: How tall are you?
R - Radio Station: 93 WBLX and Hip Hop Nation on Sirius
S - Sport: Basketball, of course.
T - Television Show: The Boondocks.
U - Umbrella in the rain?: Yep. But it's fun to plan in the rain sometimes.
V - Video: Heartless - Kanye West.
W - Winter: Late spring early summer for me.
X - X-rays recently?: Chest.
Y - Year Born: 198something.
Z - Zodiac Sign: ARIES! The 1st sign.
Me from A to Z 2009 Editionn
A - Age: I didn't get older, I got better.
B - Best Friend: My fiance'.
C - Choice of Meat: Shrimp.
D - Dream Date: Just about anything with the futrue Mrs. Welch.
E - Exciting Adventure: Getting engaged and soon to be married.
F - Favorite Food: Homemade eggrolls.
G - Greatest Accomplishment: Got some things, not ready to answer yet.
H - Happiest Day of Your Life: May 2nd 2008 when I got engaged.
I - Interests: Too many to name. But I love to read in my spare time.
J - Joke: I want some affection! It's an inside joke.
K - Kool-Aid: GRAPE! Is there any other?
L - Love: God, Amber, my family.
M - Most Valued possession: My peace of mind.
N - Name: Everett Douglas
O - Outfit You Love: Navy and white Ralph Lauren Polo shirt and Perry Ellis Jeans.
P - Pizza Toppings: Gyro meat, mushrooms, black olives.
Q - Question Asked To You the Most: How tall are you?
R - Radio Station: 93 WBLX and Hip Hop Nation on Sirius
S - Sport: Basketball, of course.
T - Television Show: The Boondocks.
U - Umbrella in the rain?: Yep. But it's fun to plan in the rain sometimes.
V - Video: Heartless - Kanye West.
W - Winter: Late spring early summer for me.
X - X-rays recently?: Chest.
Y - Year Born: 198something.
Z - Zodiac Sign: ARIES! The 1st sign.
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