My eyes are burning

You know you're in love when you take your woman to work at three in the morning so she can be there by four and then you drive an hour back home so you can be at work by eight. My eyes burn from being so sleepy. But I wouldn't do this for anyone else. I really don't want her driving up and down the road that time of night or morning depending on your perspective. So I do what I gotta do. Oh well. Let me lock this office door so no one can see me take a nap.

For real. There is no punch line there, I'm about to take a nap.