Thursday, November 10, 2005

Today's announcements

The BluePrint:Version B.I.G. blog announcements

Today's announcements are being brought to you by the number one, the color black, the letter W, and today's phrase is "Stupid...dunky slutty bitches."

1. Yes I do still blog, and when I am not blogging, I am writting to re-type those blogs later. But remember I just got a new job and I am still trying to get adjusted to my time changes.

2. The #1...Remember, you only got one time to think you are gonna try me and disrespect me. I don't even care if you are my boss. Not my fault you job is on the line. One word: Relax.

3. The color black. I love black women, all of ya'll. But to the people on my job (who are non-black) who are well...lets just say unprofessional, black is the color of my ass. Kiss it.

4. The letter W, stands for wish. As in "I wish a nigga would..." Excuse me unprofessional people at my job who claim I am not part of the team, lets get this straight. I don't hang with you cause I don't do what you do. I could care less about who you all are screwing, and why you have a rash on your ass, but most importantly I don't smoke. So I wish you would say something else about me behind my back, cause none of you all are loyal to each other, so I know what you say. Once I get my money, watch out.

5. Stupid slutty dinky bitches. No this not a knock on respect for women, but when you are a welll...you know. What I am amazed at that you know less than I do, we are sitting in training talking shyt and I found out the only 2 jobs you have ever had was a Budweiser girl and a Hooter's girl. Damn, shut up. You already look worn out and we know you are slutty. We know how you got your job. Refer to #2.

With that being said, I'll back date as much as possible this weekend. Holla at your boy.