Fat nigga tendancies

Yes, you read it right. It's official, I have to soul of a 300 pound that just loves to eat. I know I shouldn't say this around my the time of my Saviour's birthday, but some food is just as good as sex. I had some fried turkey today and I just ate and went to sleep. When I woke up I felt like I had been through a marathon of love making. Nobody could say anything to mess that moment up for me. I hope I'm not addicted to food. And if I was, SO WHAT! I work out so it gets put to use, but by the time I get back to Florida, I will have gained a few pounds, oh well. But you know you got a problem when other hungry fat dudes look at you and go "Where are you putting all that?" My grandmother use to tell me that I had hollow legs. And it seems like it sometimes. Anyway, I'm about to get on this seafood. Merry Christmas...bitches.

100 and something

Before I get started I want to say HAPPY BIRTHDAY to my homegirl, my ace, and one of my best friends...MY MAMA. Actually it's Happy Belated Birthday cause it was yesterday. I just forgot to write about it yesterday. Anyway, here is a quick run down of me in a survey:

100 Things About Me

1. I miss seeing the setting sun in California.
2. I'm an only child.
3. My hometown is Pensacola, FL.
4. I was 12 years old the first time I dunked.
5. I was always the tallest kid in school until I got to high school.
6. I'm 6'5, 6'6 on a good day.
7. I've always had a thing for Delta's.
8. I'm not sure if I have ever been trully in love, but I'm waiting on her.
9. I'm allergic to bullshyt.
10. I'm young, black, male, and gifted with no criminal record.
11. I just started eating fish about 4 years and I don't like Salmon.
12. My favorite fruit is grapefruit.
13. My major is Communications.
14. I've been out the country once, Mexico Summer '03
15. Floetry's song "Say Yes" gets me a little warm.
16. I can't sing, but I still try.
17. I want to visit New York City.
18. I have a secret and shoe obession.
19. A good pen makes me feel smart and creative.
20. I love taking naps.
21. I walk with a slight limp because of an broken ankle.
22. I love black women, I can't wait to meet her.
23. I like to make up slang words. (Tina Knowles Original, Brofessional)
24. I love to read.
25. I am addicted to laughter.
26. I would rather go to a game than watch it on tv.
27. No matter the intensity, I usually keep my feelings to myself.
28. My biggest fear is not living up to my potential.
29. I wish I still had my fro.
30. I use fabric softners sheets in my vents to keep my place smelling clean.
31. I think kissing is an extremely intimate act.
32. One day I want kids.
33. I'm not scared of commitment. I think. Maybe.
34. I can start an conversation with anyone.
35. I love Cartier Colonge.
36. I think I was born too early.
37. I'm on a one year contract.
38. I have a low tolernace for drama.
39. I've never said "I love you" first.
40. I can count my number of "friends" on one hand.
41. I've been on one cruise.
42. I love the beach.
43. I voted...for Sen. Kerry in the Presidential election :-(
44. I'm scared of snakes.
45. Sometimes my mind goes in 100 directions at once.
46. I've never experienced stage fright.
47. I was recruited by D-1 schools for basketball but D-2 schools for track.
48. My mother thinks I should've majored in Computer Engineering.
49. I'm scared of clowns.
50. I love track and field. (Sexy Marion Jones...yeah.)
51. I over study till my head hurts.
52. I'm a perfectionist when it comes to projects.
53. I don't trust many people.
54. I adore my baby cousins.
55. I'm very sensitive to medication.
56. No girlfriend of mine father has ever like me.
57. My favorite movie is Coming To America.
58. I dislike all the black shows on UPN.
59. I want to write a best seller book.
60. I love to shop.
61. I love to work.
62. I love home cooked meals.
63. Sometimes I say things just to see the expression on people's faces.
64. I admire people who are quietly intellectual.
65. I write best in the middle of the night.
66. I smoked a real Cuban cigar once.
67. Gabrille Union is SO SEXY to me.
68. I get migranies.
69. I can impersonate many people.
70. I watch too much Chappelle Show.
71. You tell me a secret, you'll never here it again.
72. I love to recieve letters.
73. Once I set my mind on something, I go get it...period.
74. I talk to myself, quite a bit, but I don't answer myself
75. Sometimes I listen to John Coltrane to go to sleep.
76. I am on a constant quest for knowledge.
77. I can't spell out loud.
78. I do almost everything left-handed except write.
79. Sometimes, I don't want to pay my bills.
80. I've broken every watch I've ever owned.
81. I believe sex is a drug, but when I get married I wanna get high in my wife's love. lol.
82. I embarass real easy.
83. I'm sometimes mean to people that are close to me.
84. I wear size 14 shoes.
85. My big toe is not the longest toe on my feet.
86. I'm still waiting on "her", whoever she may be.
87. My printed handwriting is pretty good for a man.
88. Large groups of strangers make me nervous.
89. I'm too nice sometimes.
90. I'm too mean sometimes.
91. I'm undecided on the concept of soulmates.
92. But I am a romantic.
93. I am my own worst critic.
94. I love to be underestimated.
95. I believe you should always be able to laugh at yourself.
96. I grind my teeth in my sleep.
97. I love to be kissed on my ear lobe.
98. I always mispell Wensday...Wednesday.
99. Chest hair on a woman is my biggest turn off.
100. I love having a realtionship with God.

We have go to do better than this...

Why does your birthday have to be a couple of days before Christmas? I love you and all, but as you've gotten older you gifts have gotten a little more exspensive. I don't know. Either way, happy birthday mama. I'd pass out a few birthday lics, but black folks know the rules. You don't put your hands on your mama. Not just that, I'm afraid you can still whip my ass. You think I'm lifting all these weights for my health? Uh...no. One day. Me and you buddy. You can't punk me all your life. I'm just playing. Happy Birthday.

1 more day

I got one more day of work before I can get down the road to Pensacola, and we can get on the road and get to North Carolina. I'm so happy. Not really. I just though of the possibilty of severe cold weather and I just got nervous. I don't see how some people do the cold weather, snow, and just those freezing temps. There is so much I like doing, especially running, that requires being outside. If I move up north I am going to have to have a gym in my house. Anyway, I am picking out what I want to wear. You know I gotta get fly. It was just me and my mom going at first, but we rented an SUV and my grandmother, Uncle, and cousin are going too. This will be interesting. At least all the snoring keeps me awake while I drive. I know it will be me and my Uncle Sidney doing the bulk, if not all, of the driving. But it won't be too bad. I'm gonna get some music and hopefully all will be cool. Well, thats it for me. I need to be about this business.

Cater 2 Me

Last night was good. It's nice to be pampered for a minute. A little convo, a little cheesecake, a good brush through your hair. It was good. I can't say anything more than that at the moment. You never know who is reading this. lol! I'm off today so I can relax. Stunt on the couch and then go work out. HI ASHLEY!

Sunday Evening Hoops

Growing up I remember every single Sunday, except for those winter months, was spent playing basketball after church. Well, just about all of them. You know of course you weren't allowed out the house those days when you had to go back to evening service for a program, like Easter or something. Anyway, since injuries have put me down, I try to watch as much as possible. So I went to our game this afternoon. I gotta admit the team was balling today, but they still have a way to go. The played hard againist Miss. St, but they got UAB, and FSU coming up soon. Those have the potential to be ugly if they are not on top of thier games. Anyway, I sat with Keke and Kenya during the game. I know that is a sight a lot of people haven't seen in a minute. It's crazy, when I first got to South I thought she had a little extra attitude. She always looked like she was in a bad mood, but it wasn't long before Keke and I crossed paths. We became good friends over the past year. Her daughter Kenya is cool, and it was real funny when President Moulton's wife thought Kenya was my child. So while we are in the President's luxury box, we acted like father and daughter the entire night. It was so funny that Keke left and see how I could handle a child on my own. I did a good job. Well...at least thats what all the people around me said. Even our SGA president Clay says "I didn't know you had a kid...?" And just give him that look like, I don't dummy. I guess we are good friends if you feel like you can leave your child with me. Especially when you know I fight kids. No...For real I do. You're child is acting up and you leave them with me, there is a good chance I'll put them in a head lock. Anyway, where was I? Oh basketball. Best game ever. It has done a lot for my life. But not as much as my God who gave me the talent and knowledge to play the game. So when I say I love basketball, it's another way I'm saying I love the Lord. When I say basketball has done a lot for me, I'm giving God his praise. So to me, basketball is more than a game, it was a bride to relationship with my creator.

Hold my mule.

My neck...My back, my neck and my back! Naw, they feel better. I got to sleep today. And I'm so happy. I'm on this Law study guide now, so this is it for the night. I'm just glad I got some rest. Holla.

I can't sleep

So I laid down in the bed about 2, then 3 came, the 4, then 5 a.m.! Last thing I know it was about 5:30 and the second episode of Mama' Family was coming on. So it was closer to 6 a.m. when I fell asleep. But the crazy thing is Kenisha called at 6:45 to tell me something, what is was I don't remember. Then I went back to sleep just to hear my alarm at 8. I was sick out of my mind all day for the lack of sleep. I was hurting. I was burned out at one point I was so tired. School and finals are not gonna hold me down. I'm not gonna get stressed. I get the next day off for dead day so I can sleep tonight. Anyway, I figured a few things out in all that time I couldn't sleep and the tv was on. First, the entire cast of Full House needs to be dragged out into the street and beaten. I can't believe America was in love with that show for so many years. It's pointless, it's dull, and full of Sesame Street lessons. Now if that had been black folks on Full House, there would have been lessons learned, but there would have been some butts whipped in that house. Then there would be a Big Mama in the house too, and she would have whooped some behinds as well. Also, The Tanners never went to church either. Not once. Even the Winslows from Family Matters went to church sometimes. But then again, you live next door to Steve Urkel you need to go to church. Anyway, the lack of sleep has me talking silly. By the time I get back up I should feel better. Hopefully, this feeling will pass. Gotta lay down. Peace.

On the run

Monday, Monday, Monday. What is it that I don't like about this day? I'm not even stressing it right now. I gotta get on this work for this debate on Wensday so I gotta cut this extra short. Plus I want to get to the gym if I can. Holla.