I'm rich!

Before I go on, I'd like to take the time to put my disclaimer on this entry.

The following entry resulted from an idea between two friends, and friends only. This entry does not reflect my values on dating, love, sex, or relationships in regardless to my spiritual background. It is soley based for the purpose of entertainment. Any conclusions drawn by the reader are more than likely to be unfounded and useless. Thank you.

Over the Thanksgiving Break, my friend Ashley (from Freedom School in STL) and I decided that we would be each other's "special someone", since neither of us has an official significant other. We both received plenty of well-wishes and "Happy Thanksgivings", but none from that one person that we can claim as our "own". So we signed a temporary contract that was supposed to last through Sunday that we would function as temporary significant others. Well, after plenty of negotiation, we extended the contract for a year, full benefits and exclusive rights to each other as a franchise. Can you tell that we are a little crazy? I sound like an agent. Well here are the details:

Her contract:
* 1 year, 5.5 million, 2.1 million signing bonus
* private office
* guaranteed "quality" booty at LEAST twice a week
* exclusive rights
* PDA until 35 days before my contract expires (gotta seem approachable to those interested in signing me for next season)
* Quality Time
* One mention in the blog per week

My contract: * 1 year, 5 million, 1 million signing bonus
* Personal assistant available from 7am to 9pm
* Quality booty agreement, plus an added "love for the sake of loving" clause. (Basically, entitlement to more booty if need be)
* added trust, friendship and honesty clauses
* exclusive rights
* less attitude from her
* PDA agreement
* one mention in the blog per week
* Quality Time
* brownies on my birthday

As you can see, we are crazy. I'm glad that nut is in my life though. But wouldn't it be great if relationships could come with a contract like athletes? That way, everyone would know what was expected of them and if anybody messed up, you can drop them, have them return your investments and signing bonuses (whether it be time, money, clothes, love, trust...etc) and go about your business. Perhaps prenuptial are similar but they are not in depth enough and only in effect for married couples. I bet if dating couples had to sign a one year agreement and were re-signed based on performance, fools wouldn't act so crazy. At the very least, you could squeeze 3 months of good behavior out before they know their contract is winding down. Yeah, I think this is a good idea. So any young ladies that are interested have to now speak to my agent, as I am a signed young man. This is great, I can defer all offers to my agent. Just don't ask me who my agent is because I'm not sure I know. But I am happy with my decision to sign with Ashley and I think we will have a successful year together.

Child proof caps

I woke up around 1:30, and of course I got left. And I didn't feel so bad about that, but er'bdoy came home and left again before I woke up. No one said anything. Half of the folks in the house didn't know I stayed there that night and the other half thought I was gone already. But then again, I was the last person to go to sleep, I was in the back room, and I parked my car out of sight. Oh well. Other than this migraine I had today, it was a good day. I ran into my Uncle Chris at the barber shop, that's my father's brother, and we talked for a minute but my head was still thumping and I fell asleep in the next chair when he stopped talking. I told him I was gonna come to the house since everybody was on home. Anyway, my head is still a little numb so I am gonna lay down. Yeah...

Next time just leave me there...

I WAS SO TIRED TODAY. I feel asleep while checking my answers on a test. That's real. I'm not even bout to be on here long. I was feeling low on energy the day before, but dang homie. I was tempted to skip every class today in attempt to get some rest. Anyway...Holla at cha boy. I'm even too tired to eat. Holla.

Running on E

Oh baby. I wish I had some energy today. I've been fatigued for a minute. I know part of the problem is I missed my morning workout throwing my body off, and I haven't been drinking enough water. I had to drag myself out the bed, drag myself to class, drag myself to the gym. Now I gotta drag myself to IHOP and study. I really need to get on it too. No big test, just need to stay up, stay ready. Ya know? Anyway, nothing serious to report. I feel some energy coming back just thinking about IHOP. lol. It's time to get my grub on. It's ya boy!

And when I leave...Come together like butt cheeks!

mood: blah
music: Why Does (112)

Today was just another day. Still incredibly stiff. Played over at Murphy today. We won. No big deal. I had a philly cheesesteak before I went to play ball today. Lets say I still don't feel good. That one got me. Anyway, it was cool cause I got the chance to chill with my homeboys today. Haven't done that in a minute. But tomorrow starts a new week. I'm gonna get on this running thing hard again. Hopefully, I can stay on there for a entire hour. I enjoy working out and once the break is over, I'd like to be back in playing shape. But I have to drink more water and stretch. It would be nice if KJ came through and helped me with that strecthing thing. I got a few new strecthes from her squad's warm ups that helped me a lot. Anyway, I watched The Day After Tomorrow on dvd last night, that was crazy. Looking at it from an academic stand point, that whole thing blew me cause of Dr. Sebastian's class. Matter of fact we watched a video on tornado's during lecture, and it was crazy too. This lady was like..."It picked me up and a cow flew by me...", so of course I laughed. Oh well. I talked to a couple of people from Jersey Freedom School this weekend. Talked to one from Kansas City too, hmmmmmm, wonder when I will talk to one from Mobile where I worked. I really didn't feel like I fit in with that group. I was the only intern who was not from Alabama. Then everybody kinda hung our knew each other before they got there. Half of them went to high school together. Brenton and I were cool, but for the most part I still felt left out. Even though I knew 3 of the pople before I got there. Er'body was aiight for the most part, I didn't get along with one person in particalr, but all of that will be told in due time. Anyway, it's time to make that turn to the bed. Tomorrow will be a good one...Watch the kid.

Me from A to Z

Me from A TO Z...?

Let's see how long these last.

A - Age: Don't worry about it.
B - Best Friend: Currently accepting applications.
C - Choice of Meat: Shrimp
D - Dream Date: Whatever Gabrille Union wants to do.
E - Exciting Adventure: Driving cross country.
F - Favorite Food: Cabbage and macaroni and cheese.
G - Greatest Accomplishment: Got some things, not ready to answer yet.
H - Happiest Day of Your Life: Too many to name. God has been good to me.
I - Interests: Too many to name. But I love to read in my spare time.
J - Joke: I want some affection! It's an inside joke.
K - Kool-Aid: GRAPE! Is there any other?
L - Love: Read on further in my journal.
M - Most Valued possession: My peace of mind.
N - Name: Everett Douglas
O - Outfit You Love: Black State Property Hoodie and White Air Force 1's
P - Pizza Toppings: Pineapple
Q - Question Asked To You the Most: How tall are you?
R - Radio Station: 93 WBLX
S - Sport: Basketball, or course.
T - Television Show: Chappelle Show, I'm rich biatch!
U - Umbrella in the rain?: Yep. But it's fun to plan in the rain sometimes.
V - Video: Eminem - Mosh
W - Winter: Better than these hot ass southern summers.
X - X-rays recently?: Knee
Y - Year Born: 198something
Z - Zodiac Sign: ARIES! The 1st sign.